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Amal El-Mohtar's avatar

Me first: in my pre-Stu immediate family, Dylan Moran’s stand-up is practically an alternate lexicon for our communication — we’ll often talk about something sounding like “a typewriter chewing tinfoil being kicked down the stairs” but something I return to more obscurely is the refrain from the Song of Deor: Þæs ofereode, þisses swa mæg. It sounds like “thass off-ray-oh-day, this iss swa mayg” — as that passed, so too shall this pass. As applicable to undergraduate finals as it is to global pandemics!

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John's avatar

At risk of being /entirely/ redundant for an entire generation of moviegoers: The Princess Bride. There are so many quotes from it, on some level it feels like the movie isn’t actually a finite entity – instead, it’s some kind of generative mark on the universe that just keeps creating new quotable moments and injecting them into our memories.

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emily's avatar

some time ago i stumbled upon a trailer for a truly inexplicable musical adaptation of WE HAVE ALWAYS LIVED IN THE CASTLE by the yale rep theater. in it the actress playing merricat delivers the following with out-of-character but extraordinary relish:

this is our house. we own it. WE'RE RICH!!!!!

since then it has become shorthand for nearly everything: appreciation of great bounty (this is our house we own it we're RICH), fellowship (this is OUR house), ironic shared suffering (this is our house... :( we own it... :( we're rich), etc.

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emily's avatar

also in frequent use: no, constance......! tend your garden........!

reluctance to go out, displeasure at being distracted, a caution etc.

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Oliver's avatar

PLEASE link us! :D I love that book.

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emily's avatar

i can't seem to find the THIS IS OUR HOUSE WE OWN IT etc clip but then again i'm on my work computer and am operating without sound. here's two videos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz8a0WbuEtw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJHTKdW7MmU

should be viewed with the understanding that i'm sure it was very well done i just think it's one of the FUNNIEST THINGS i have ever seen. shirley jackson? a musical???????? okay!!!!!!!!!!!

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Karin's avatar

I've gotten more use out of the Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear than any actual Catholic prayer I learned growing up.

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Amal El-Mohtar's avatar

I love it so much & I haven't even read the books!

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TJ Berry's avatar

I always end up quoting from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. Be excellent to each other!

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Q. Aurelius's avatar

This is going to sound like sucking up, but it's true. With my best friend we sometimes say "Tell me something true, or tell me nothing at all," instead of something like "what are you up to?"

at home we quote a lot of the usual sources, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Babylon 5, DragonAge, Mass Effect, Serenity.

"two eyes, as often as I can spare them."

"Stay on target. Almost there."

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Amal El-Mohtar's avatar

Aww I love that!!! Thank you for telling me!

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Aaryaman's avatar

"Sometimes I can feel my bones crumble under the weight of all the lives I'm not living".

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Vlad's avatar

Eddie Izzard ALL the time -- we quote the Star Wars cantina bit probably way too much. In general, we quote things a lot. There's a compilation video of Hank Green playing Stanley's parable that we quote a good bit :) In moments of extreme solipsism, we quote silly things that we have said in the past, from a quotes doc Lorraine keeps :)

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Amal El-Mohtar's avatar

"do you have a FLAG" is also on regular rotation over here! & ditto on the quoting small silly things to each other spousally!

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Oliver's avatar

I quote the Hogwarts Sorting Hat a lot when I'm alone and need to amuse myself. I also sing the Hogwarts school song.

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Suzanne W's avatar

My partner and I are both very big on Muppet Treasure Island quotes...we probably cycle through the whole movie every couple of days. Favorites include:

"I hate my life!"

"I hate your life too"

"If I had a life, I'd hate it"

"He's got demons?? COOL!"

"Don't you get started with me on pirates! After you jilted me, I took up with this Captain Flint...the man was totally!! Codependent!!"

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Steve Toase's avatar

I know it might seem obvious but Voltaire’s “Let us read, and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.”

I love books and I love dancing swing or Lindy Hop (I’m better at one of these things than the other.)

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dotless ı's avatar

_Young Frankenstein_ seems to come up a lot in our house; particularly, in these days of frequent hand washing, "Taffeta, darling!"

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Kat's avatar

THURSDAY!

What a concept!

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Amal El-Mohtar's avatar

My agent used to retweet that exclusively on Thursdays but has INFURIATINGLY embraced chaos during the pandemic & now RTs it ANY OLD DAY

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Kat's avatar

APT.

I was several posts behind on Gunnerkrigg Court. Several posts!! What is time?!

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Amal El-Mohtar's avatar

A ~CONCEPT~

or, to quote a Rebecca Sugar song from the finale of Adventure Time

Time is an illusion that helps things make sense

So we're always living in the present tense

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John's avatar

I cling doggedly to RSS feeds for *exactly* this reason.

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Rose Fox's avatar

If it's just me, RENT and Hamilton are the most likely candidates. If X and/or J is involved, we're more likely to be quoting Ghostbusters or Big Trouble in Little China. And X and I frequently speak to each other in Tumblr memes, a language in which J is less fluent.

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Mikhela Jason's avatar

Emperor’s New Groove is a favourite around here

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Amal El-Mohtar's avatar

WHY DO WE EVEN **HAVE** THAT LEVER!

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RMDCade's avatar

My favorite quotation: "[I]f I have something I want to say that is too difficult for adults to swallow, then I will write it in a book for children." Madeleine L'Engle, A Circle of Quiet.

The hype around FFVII Remake has me quoting the English translation of the original game a lot lately. No getting off of this train and whatnot.

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Risa's avatar

Because Spouse and I have started defaulting to Michael Schur TV shows because they tend to be relatively kind, we end up quoting Good Place (you booped me! that's fun) and Parks and Recreation (these [insert cute thing here] are so cute I want to throw up and kill myself) and Brooklyn 99 (coolcoolcoolcoolcool).

Also, how do you come UP with these neato questions??

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Amal El-Mohtar's avatar

Haha, inspired from life! Runners-up for this week's question included What Is Your Fave Track from Fiona Apple's New Album but I thought that might not be as universally answerable (yet) so I asked on Twitter instead.

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Kat's avatar

THE PROBLEM

is me

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Jesper Haglund's avatar

Apart from the obvious for a guy born in the late 70s (Monty Python, The West Wing, The Princess Bride) I think the Swedish comedian/movie director/poet/radio channel controller Tage Danielsson and his partner in writing Hans Alfredsson has been a huge influence on my speech.

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Moti's avatar

There was an ad on a Naya water bottle that said “Hydration is essential. So is recycling.” I quote that a lot when we’re drinking things.

There’s a quote from Teller (of Penn association) that says “Sometimes, magic is just someone spending more time on something than anyone else might reasonably expect.” Which is a good reminder that one can be magical without powers. Just dedication.

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Hazel's avatar

My favourite thing to quote is from Robin Williams in ‘The Birdcage‘ - “I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing near you.”

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Evan Jensen's avatar

Particular memes; mostly the Miette and Mother one in various alterations, They’re Good Dogs Bront, old ones from the Mushroom Mushroom/Peanut butter jelly time era.

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Evan Jensen's avatar

And a bin of Izzard bits.

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ailikate's avatar

So when the child and the niblets were younger we all read The Hero's Guide trilogy. And for a while they would act out an entire scene from the first book with me, culminating in the line, "We wanted cheesecake!" which still gets said quite a lot, although the youngest nibling does not actually remember the books at all. I also have a number of quotes I do not know the origin of that I simply picked up from a lifelong friend who was much better exposed to movies and tv than I was as a kid.

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Elizabeth Cobbe's avatar

There's this line from The Madness of King George III when he's constipated and squatting against the castle wall and he grunts, "Do it, England!"

I quote that but I shouldn't, I mean honestly who on earth recognizes that one? Still, it feels so appropriate whenever I'm running a test on some code that I've written and I'm waiting for output.

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Amal El-Mohtar's avatar

omg that film! (I never saw the play). The part that sticks with me most is "Piss the Younger, Piss the Elder" but yours is infinitely more quotable!

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Elizabeth Cobbe's avatar

That's a great one, too!

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